They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Of course I’d run away from them. I would never in a million years let a pedophile touch me! Pft, damn right they are!

Isn’t there a formula of the age restrictions?


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

No, thank the gods. But I’m sure one would try.

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Why thank you, I try so hard.

That’s disgusting, bro. Runaway from them.

All Hypnos kids are awesome.


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Pft, I don’t believe ya! I only attract old men who are pedophiles.

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Aha, well alright with me!

Ew, a pedophile tried getting with you?

Yes, you’re awesome!


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

You’re funny, bro. Hilarious, to be honest. Ever thought about becoming a comedian? 

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Oh yeah, sure. Take it all!

All the time but I was being serious then!

Not all, just most.


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Well, I obviously attract them so why the hell not try to get with them? Not like any guy is interested me. Wouldn’t blame them, though.

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Eh, yeah. But it’s not bad to cut down on it.

Hey, don’t think that. I’m sure there are guys who are interested in you.

Can I have your food?


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Y-Yeah, the ladies. Something wrong with that sentence, bro?

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Hmm, well I feel fat and out of shape. I really should stop eating a lot, then.

I don’t know, you didn’t usually try getting the ladies.

But food is so good!


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Just normal songs that’ll attract the ladies, I suppose.

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Aha, I need to start going on a diet. Need to get into shape.

The ladies? 

You don’t look fat or out of shape.


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

Nothing much, trying to learn new songs on my guitar.image

What’s up with you?

That’s cool. What kind of songs?

Eh, nothing much. I just ate a bunch of food, haha.


They said I could become anything,

niall-lucero:

I’m positive. I’m not actually ghetto.

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Sure, sure.

So, what’s up, bro?