Sleep Monster
May 2013
1 post
February 2013
13 posts
They said I could become anything,
Of course I’d run away from them. I would never in a million years let a pedophile touch me! Pft, damn right they are!
Isn’t there a formula of the age restrictions?
They said I could become anything,
No, thank the gods. But I’m sure one would try.
Why thank you, I try so hard.
That’s disgusting, bro. Runaway from them.
All Hypnos kids are awesome.
They said I could become anything,
Pft, I don’t believe ya! I only attract old men who are pedophiles.
Aha, well alright with me!
Ew, a pedophile tried getting with you?
Yes, you’re awesome!
They said I could become anything,
You’re funny, bro. Hilarious, to be honest. Ever thought about becoming a comedian?
Oh yeah, sure. Take it all!
All the time but I was being serious then!
Not all, just most.
They said I could become anything,
Well, I obviously attract them so why the hell not try to get with them? Not like any guy is interested me. Wouldn’t blame them, though.
Eh, yeah. But it’s not bad to cut down on it.
Hey, don’t think that. I’m sure there are guys who are interested in you.
Can I have your food?
They said I could become anything,
Y-Yeah, the ladies. Something wrong with that sentence, bro?
Hmm, well I feel fat and out of shape. I really should stop eating a lot, then.
I don’t know, you didn’t usually try getting the ladies.
But food is so good!
They said I could become anything,
Just normal songs that’ll attract the ladies, I suppose.
Aha, I need to start going on a diet. Need to get into shape.
The ladies?
You don’t look fat or out of shape.
They said I could become anything,
Nothing much, trying to learn new songs on my guitar.
What’s up with you?
That’s cool. What kind of songs?
Eh, nothing much. I just ate a bunch of food, haha.
They said I could become anything,
I’m positive. I’m not actually ghetto.
Sure, sure.
So, what’s up, bro?
Hello, I guess....
Hello, I’m James.
January 2013
39 posts
none of us will be able to sleep cause of all the feels.
yup mulan x phillip 4 lyfe
okay so we’re good for the god gifs and I have one zeus kid done.
swell idea. gnight
fucking hook. on the bright side my otp is back, yaaaay.
and I finished all the god gifs and I’ll change the coloring for them once I see the child gifs.
do you guys want to change any of the fcs?
omfg my cousins stole my phone and I’m super weak rn cause of my cold and I’m so tired now. I ended up giving up and just lying down on the couch after they took my laptop.
